I am writing this blog at 1.52am following a very disappointing encounter with someone who talked a good talk!!! It all started last summer, I met ‘Paul’ on a dating website and we went out a couple times and we ended up spending the night together and having all the fun that can be had without having sex ……. I can now remember thinking this odd at the time!!! Anyway things fizzled out and I started dating someone else with more long term promise.
Well things started up a week ago when I was having a Sunday night in planning a holiday, I remembered Paul telling me he had been to where I was going and thought I would ask for some advice. Paul got straight back to me and it quickly turned to flirty messages, it had been quite a while since I had fun and frolics with anyone so thought what harm could it do?? Massive ERROR!!!
Over the following week the flirtatious messages soon turned to sexting and very good sexting at that! We arranged to meet up at my place after I had been to a friends birthday, and have a whole night of passion. He was going to bring a bottle of wine and I had found some fun dice to play with!
So the night came, I did all the normal prep ….. had a wax, de-fluffed, changed the bedding and tidied the flat. I went out with my friends for the birthday and had warm up texts with Paul! When I got home at about 11.30pm I had a quick freshen up and it wasn’t long before there was a ring at the intercom.
Paul came in and said he had picked us up a nice bottle of wine, it’s important to write now that I should have know something was not right when I saw the bottle…… ECHO FALLS, seriously who buys echo falls outside of the 1990’s!!!! Well I forced a glass of the sickly sweet red wine down and then was confronted with the second clue of what I was in for. “ Sorry babe, but I can’t stay over, I have to be back to let the dog out” This was the first mention of a dog he had ever made.
Well we started to have a ‘play’ and I gave the courteous blow job to ensure he lasted longer second time around; after all there had been a big build up and not all guys think to have a cheeky wank first! As always the technique given to me by a uni friend of twisty twisty lick lick went down very well, and he was soon telling me how amazing I was and wanting to repay the favour…. well it would be rude not to let him wouldn’t it?!
Well his tongue was skilled, not the best not the worst but was definitely pleasurable. I thought I would give him a little longer to recover but he wanted to get straight back on it! So after a bit more kissing and canoodling I started to think here it comes……the sex bit…..but it never came…… well he did come; all over my stomach!!!! He couldn’t even get it in!!! I was horrified, he just looked at me with a satisfied smile, not an apologetic look in sight! Well I thought he would at least have the decency to give me the second orgasm that he had been lucky enough to have a mere 25 mins after the first! So I asked him as he wasn’t showing any signs of being pro-active “So…. are you going to finish me off then?”
“Sorry babe, my tongues tired and I’ve got to go let the dog out”
“You have got to be kidding me?!” I replied “You better leave the money on the table for services rendered!”